This Precious Life

Phil from HP who brought the biggest birthday present for Ping.Sg’s birthday party, complimented us for our creative stories. Thus, I shall present the Ping.Sg’s 2nd birthday in a series of mini stories.

Story 1: Five Ways to be Gorgeous

As you can see, this story is written in the form of a storyboard. The script for each segment goes like this,

Hillary: Hey, let’s take a picture!

Hot Babe: [strikes a pose] Okay!

Hillary: [clicks the shutter] Snap!

Except for the last segment which goes like this:-

Hillary: Hey, let’s take a picture!

Hot Babe 1: [stikes a pose] Okay!

Hot Babe 2: [squeezes into the screen] Me Too?

Hillary: [clicks the shutter] Snap!

Guest starring: Sek Ling, Sylv, Mintea, Priss and Daphne.

Story 2: Lonely Manboobza

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. There was a man whose manboobs were manhandled. There was a man whose manboobs flapped sadly alone.

Farinelli who had always been the Duchess’ favorite stumbled upon an incriminating video clip. With his very eyes he saw the Duchess in an “awkward position” with his best friend, Jerrick Lim.

Farinelli felt so disgusted that he grabbed at his hair to tear them out. But to his dismay, he discovered that his newly shorn hair is too short to be grab-able, much like the manboobs that used to be the Duchess’ greatest pleasure.

Farinelli began to lose his sanity. He changed his name to Hilanelli and spent the rest of the night poking his cheeks with two fingers.

Story 3: A Starlet’s Ping Pong

A recently debuted actress, Shen QiaoYun was walking down the red carpet at the Ping.Sg Awards when she bumped into a girl she used to know back in high school.

No two women have been happier to be reunited. An excited QiaoYun removed a Ping Pong bat from her deep pocket and showed it to Mintea to invite her for a game at her place next week.

NTT was so shocked, he had to hold himself to refrain from peeing in his pants. Meanwhile, the rest of the audience sat quietly to eavesdrop and report to Perez Hilton.

Story 4: The Bomoh and the Hantu

Ping.sg celebrated its second birthday at Fig & Olive, Bencoolen Street. His daddy couldn’t have been prouder as Ping.sg is now able to walk on its own. A local production crew comprising Michael Cheng and Claudia Lim was hired to archive the event. So was a bomoh who came, clasped his palms in prayer and spat all over the place. The hantu was so scared, he hid behind a palm tree.

Story 5: The HP Mini

Now it’s your turn to tell this story.

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