How Should I Punish My Thieving Dog?
This morning, I stumbled upon a pile of toys on the floor that looked awfully familiar. In fact, I think they are mine.
The red devil with the hook on its head was given by friends from http://zol.com.cn
The panda with the clutching arms was a keepsake from a trip to Chengdu this year.
The dog with the suction on its head was given by a boy. (A friend gave him a pair and he said, “One for you, one for me.”)
While unpacking upon returning from Seoul, I laid the zip-top bag on the floor with the red devil clearly visible inside. I carried a bag of laundry into the bathroom and when I returned, the devil had disappeared!
The brown puppy was happily suctioning a mirror when one day, a gust of wind blew at it and it flew off to Never-Never Land.
The clutching panda was busily clutching a CD Tower until it got frustrated with its dead-end job and left.
!!!!
So this morning, I came out of the room and stumbled upon a pile of all three toys. I was staring at them in wonder when a panting animal zipped by, grabbed the brown puppy and fled!
Hey, you!
You! Yes, you!
That’s MY brown puppy that you’ve got!
The panting animal stopped and stared at me defensively.
Grrrrrrr I am a very fierce dog.
I cornered the animal. All of a sudden, it dropped its defensive posture and laughed.
It wagged its tail and said, “Ahahahahahaha, isn’t it funny how I stole your toys? Isn’t it? Isn’t it?”
To that I say, “dash underscore dash.”
So tell me, how do you think I should punish my dog?
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she’s such a gal. You shd get her more soft toys!
She’s a dog, she has a huge stash of cowhide bones. No excuses for the thief!
That is one adorable dog! I think you might have to learn to share your toys… either that or get a toy safe.
She is a great friend (despite her thieving habits) and one of life’s greatest pleasures.
hang her on the wall or put her in the washing machine….muahahhaha
Evil! By the way, I finally found your food picks at Daiso. Have you bought them yet?
So sweet!
My dog has bitten most of my favourite stuff. I tried many ways of punishment. From him getting grounded to whacking his butt…It just dont work…guess gotta live with it. Lol!